Hey Douchebags,

I'm here in New York for Snuff Box promotion, but have managed to fit in some sightseeing with my girlfriend (I mean escort). I marveled at the vast array of used condoms in Central Park, and was lucky enough to urinate on Fifth Avenue. The lights at Times Square made my testicles temporarily blind. I also occupied Wall Street- I fitted right in with all the hippies, journalists and falafel vendors. Mmmm nummy.

If you want some Snuff Boxy good times, watch me on Jimmy Fallon tonight on your local watch boxes. I will attempt to manhandle him.

But if you are a New Yorker (or as I like to call them "inhabitant of New York") then you can come and berate and/or fondle me here:

Kim's Video- Oct 11th @ 6:30pm
DVD signing

Upright Citizens Brigade, East Village- Oct 11th @ 11:30pm
Screening and Q&A

Note- please don't use my photos as a masturbatory aid or I will contact the authorities.