Last month, Rich Fulcher and His Fucked Up Friends was unveiled to a packed house full of fun-loving lunatics at the incredible new venue, The Vandella, in Shepherd's Bush. The night featured American funnywoman Morgan Murphy (Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon), David Gregory (Matt Lucas Awards) and Shenoah Allen (one half of the Pajama Men) and me. TOTAL UNMITIGATED SUCCESS.

This month, we will officially make it a tradition! I love traditions because they remind me of something that happens a lot, which I believe is very traditional.

So far we have on the bill the frenetic funnies of shit hot Thom Nelstrop (For the Win, Rich Fulcher and His F***d Up Friends theme tune composer), musical comedy from Carly Smallman (she was not on the bill last month because she lost her voice but I promise she's here this time!) and Abandoman (improv hip hop sellouts all over the world with world credentials - WORLD).

Buy your tickets here now and become part of a comedy tradition. It's cheaper if you order online. At the door, it's a little bit more, a little bit more.....

TICKETS ARE AVAILABLE HERE.

NOTE: Unfortunately, Simon Day can't make it so please ignore his presence on the bill. I will force him to come another night with my knees. Stay tuned for any new announcements on my site.

Teacher: Billy, can you say the word 'politics' in a sentence?

Billy: Sure, Polly the Parrot swallowed a clock and now Polly ticks.

Haw haw haw. See? Politics can be fun!

Find out how much fun next week at the Soho Theatre in:

Rich Fulcher's Guide to the U.S. Elections

That's right. I must confess. I'm a political junky. I live, breathe and eat circus juice.....and U.S. politics. And this election has so much going on I can't help but tell you about it with mouth grunts and prison groans.

Here are a few of the things this show will cover:

• Top-notch analysis as to why Mitt Romney makes robots saucy.

• Donuts? Donuts? Donuts?

• What's happened so far in the Republican primaries.

• Political experts and comics will debate why Obama is saving his second term for 'saxes' or sexy taxes.

• I will run around with a worm.

PLEASE NOTE: This show has never been performed and therefore never reviewed so please see this 6-star show before it tours the Northeast part of Iowa.

"Before this show, I knew nothing about U.S. elections, but after seeing Rich Fulcher's show, now I can honestly say I know less." -- nonexistent jerk

"I love Lady GaGa" -- Lady GaGa

Can I be honest with you? I never have done a show like this before and I'd love it if you could see me but not today, at the theatre. There are chairs there for most of the show. You will love the drinks and smells that are piped in from down the street. No Danes on Thursdays.

18 April - 21 April 9:45pm.

SPECIAL GUESTS TBA

Buy tickets and look at me here:

http://sohotheatre.com/whats-on/rich-fulchers-guide-to-the-u-s-elections/

Check out a new night I'm doing this MONDAY 9th APRIL called "Rich Fulcher and his Fucked up Friends" at the Vandella, Shepherds Bush. It's different from Fulchfest because it's got a different name (hence the different name). Tickets are available here via ticket web.

I know it's on a bank holiday but when have banks ever stopped you from doing anything fun? (don't answer). It's a great night filled with stand- up, music, weird events, all in a great new venue filled with gloop.

I've really tried hard to get a line- up of alternative and well known comics you don't normally see in a club setting.

So, Rich, who are your f****d up f*****s?

TOM NELSTROP A budding comic sensation. Watch this guy- he's shit on wheels!

CARLY SMALLMAN Improviser and comedy music phenom. She has been described by Rob Brydon as "fantastic". This is fact.

SHENOAH ALLEN One half of the five- star, surreal, world- touring, boffo comedy pair The Pajama Men. Watch him solo as you've never seen him before- hopefully with his block and tackle out. "Shenoa killed me"- some dead guy.

MORGAN MURPHY She's a writer, actress and stand up from the State of Americas. One of the original writers on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, she's also performed on the Comedians of Comedy tour.

- Oh, and then there's ME.

PLUS WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL GUEST COMING MONDAY NIGHT WHO I CAN'T MENTION BUT HIS APPEARANCE WILL BLOW YOUR MIND BECAUSE YOU WON'T BELIEVE THAT YOU GET TO SEE ALL THIS FUCKING COMEDY IN ONE COOL VENUE.

Phew. What a night. Please come. If I get a turnout, it could be a monthly (or even hourly) event. Again, tickets are available here via ticket web.

Zippy Kai Yay, Mutha Lump Lumps!

Hey Douchebags,

I'm here in New York for Snuff Box promotion, but have managed to fit in some sightseeing with my girlfriend (I mean escort). I marveled at the vast array of used condoms in Central Park, and was lucky enough to urinate on Fifth Avenue. The lights at Times Square made my testicles temporarily blind. I also occupied Wall Street- I fitted right in with all the hippies, journalists and falafel vendors. Mmmm nummy.

If you want some Snuff Boxy good times, watch me on Jimmy Fallon tonight on your local watch boxes. I will attempt to manhandle him.

But if you are a New Yorker (or as I like to call them "inhabitant of New York") then you can come and berate and/or fondle me here:

Kim's Video- Oct 11th @ 6:30pm
DVD signing

Upright Citizens Brigade, East Village- Oct 11th @ 11:30pm
Screening and Q&A

Note- please don't use my photos as a masturbatory aid or I will contact the authorities.